Michigan DNR Begs Hunters: ‘Please, For the Love of Corn, Shoot a Doe!’

Michigan's deer have gone full chaos mode, and the Department of Natural Resources has had it. They're now politely — and desperately — asking hunters to pretty please, with sugar on top, shoot a doe this season. Why? Because in much of the Lower Peninsula, there are officially more deer than good sense.

What the Deer Are Doing Wrong

They're eating crops, wrecking cars, and spreading diseases in Michigan like Chronic Wasting Disease (CWD) and Bovine Tuberculosis (Bovine TB) like they're handing out Halloween candy. And while bucks get all the love on social media, it's the ladies who do most of the damage.

Sure, They're Cute...Until They Total Your Car

Sure, does are pretty. Big brown eyes, gentle presence — blah, blah, blah. But those same doe eyes might be the last thing you see before your front bumper explodes into a furry mess on I-75. Michigan averages over 50,000 deer-vehicle crashes every year, and rarely do you see one involving a trophy buck.

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How the DNR is Asking You to Help

The DNR's plan is simple: fewer deer, healthier habitat, and fewer wrecked F-150s. If you're hunting in a high-population area — or anywhere with confirmed cases of CWD or Bovine TB — grab a universal license for just $20. You can get it through the DNR Hunt Fish app, eLicense, or any license vendor in Michigan.

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How Hunters Can Help This Season

So, this season, skip the antlers and help Michigan out. Take a doe. Do it for the farmers, the drivers, the deer herd itself, and yes — for the meat. Because nothing says "conservation" like keeping a few less deer from playing Frogger on I-96.