What Michiganders Secretly Judge Other States For

Michiganders are pretty darn friendly. For example, we'll give you directions to where you're going, and apologize for taking too long while we do it. But make no mistake — we’re judgmental about other states, just quietly.

What do we judge other states for? Well, it depends on the state...

What Michiganders Judge Other States For

Florida: Thinking 50 degrees is "freezing."

If you're wearing a jacket when it's 52 degrees out, we notice. That's hoodie weather. Maybe even shorts weather if it's sunny and there's no wind.

Ohio: Everything.

The weather, the roads, the football, the people... We don't know why, we just know it's Ohio's fault.

Texas: Calling any body of water a "lake."

If you can see the other side and there are lawn chairs, that's a pond. Our lakes have waves, rip currents, and the ability to sink ships. Get on our level.

California: Panicking about anything less than perfect weather.

A little rain and suddenly everyone forgets how cars work. Maybe if you slowed down, there wouldn't be a problem.

Illinois: Not understanding what "up north" means.

No, it's not just "north of your house"; it's a sacred place with pine trees, lakes, and terrible cell phone reception.

New York: Pretending to be confused by chili dogs.

It's chili, mustard, and onions. That's it. If you ask for ketchup, you've already lost the argument.

Arizona: Thinking winter is optional.

If you've never owned a real winter coat, you simply wouldn't survive here. And that's okay. Not everyone is built for greatness.

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Everyone else: Being surprised that Michigan is beautiful.

"Yes, we have beaches."

"Yes, they're freshwater."

And if you're nice, we'll tell you where our favorite beach is.